This Might Make Your Genitals Sad <br><p>If you get moist for Meloni (<a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/32873?page=2">you know who you are</a>), then you better cover your genitals up, because this news might make them weep all weekend. You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck!</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher Meloni </span>recently told <a href="http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26681816-5012980,00.html">Australia's Courier Mail</a> (via <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b165826_this_just_in_this_christopher_melonis.html">E!</a>) that he might just take his furry donut hole (I'm assuming this) off of <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Law & Order: SVU</span> when his contract is up after season 12. Christopher said:</p>
<p>"<span style="font-style: italic;">I think 12 years is enough, a good number. The writers will have fertile ground to figure out how to arc him (his character Elliot) out to another place â€" whether it's this world or the next. It will be a very difficult transition. I mean, Jesus Christ, every day when you get used to getting up early and working these hours. When you're an actor (not working) it's like, 'Has anyone called yet?'. And having to audition again, which I loathe.</span>"</p>
<p>Christopher plans to do theater stuff and "<span style="font-style: italic;">guerrilla-style sleeper</span>" films after he hangs up his holster. Christopher's co-star <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mariska Hargitay</span> says she isn't quitting that bitch just yet.</p>
<p>See, Mariska is staying, so you don't need to scream "<span style="font-style: italic;">Noooooooo"</span> at full volume. Just scream it at a 6. And to ease the pain a bit, just tell yourself that when Christopher says he's going to act in "<span style="font-style: italic;">guerrilla-style sleeper films</span>" he really means he's going to do features for Skinemax.</p>
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