Aaron Carter Assumes The Position <br><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Aaron Carter</span> is really starting to look like a middle-aged recovering junkie who spends his lunch hour jacking off in his '93 Ford F-150 to unsuspecting ladies pumping gas at a BP station in Lakeland, FL. I pretty much swooned at that description. I'm fanning myself as we move on...</p>
<p>Aaron visited some gifting suite at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Tampa yesterday to get a massage from Raven-Symone (above) and also collect a bunch of free crap he's going to sell on eBay to make his car note this month.</p>
<p>Among the free shit Aaron took home was something called a WeVibe sex toy. I've never heard of that shit, but it's been around for years and the goddess of sex toys <span class="description"><a href="http://www.talksexwithsue.com/index2.html">Sue Johanson </a>named it the top fuck toy of 2008. Here's the demonstration video.</p>
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<p>I'm not sure about this. The narrator sounds like she should be reading fairytales to children instead of talking about a fuck toy, so that killed the mood. Also, IN THIS ECONOMY couldn't you just re-purpose a pair of rubber salad tongs and use that instead?<br />
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